Friday, January 7, 2011
Not the first of what is already, and will undoubtedly be, a long list of things I shouldn't have said.
So I thought I had a brilliant idea last night. "Rachel, you know how guys have a bachelor party before they get married because their lives are about to change so significantly? Well, since Pat, Drew and I are all going to become dads around the same time, we should get to have a pre-becoming a dad party type of thing... and the best part us, we all have a designated driver! What do you think?"
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ReplyDeleteOther things to avoid saying:
"Wow, you look like you're ready to pop"
"Looks like you're carrying that baby in your ass"
"Is that a stretch mark?"
"I'm tired too."
"Of course you look fat... you're pregnant"
"C'mon it's just a couple of extra pounds, kinda like carrying a gallon of milk...suck it up"
"Epidural, PAH! Women's have a lower pain threshold than men"
There are plenty more and you'll know you've arrived at one when you get the look.
It's probably just best that you not say anything for the next 28 weeks.