Ten things I hope I'll never have to explain to Zia (in no particular order):
1) Why it's colder on the top of mountains. If you can get sunburned at low elevations, how can it possibly be colder the closer you get to the heat source that burns you at sea level? Thin air, schmin air, that makes no sense.
4) Why there are 7 girls in your class named "Nevaeh", and why none of their moms can drink legally.
10) The Black Eyed Peas.
3) Why old people are so concerned with the weather.
7) How you were conceived.
9) What would happen if our neighbor somehow DIDN'T cut his grass every 3 days.
2) Calculus.
8) How U.S. soldiers can be stationed in foreign countries and be getting killed every day, yet we are not at war because "Combat Operations" are over
6) Who Tyler Perry is and why he has 57 TV shows.
5) How I got your mom to go out with me in the first place (rhymes with "begging constantly").
1) Why it's colder on the top of mountains. If you can get sunburned at low elevations, how can it possibly be colder the closer you get to the heat source that burns you at sea level? Thin air, schmin air, that makes no sense.
4) Why there are 7 girls in your class named "Nevaeh", and why none of their moms can drink legally.
10) The Black Eyed Peas.
3) Why old people are so concerned with the weather.
7) How you were conceived.
9) What would happen if our neighbor somehow DIDN'T cut his grass every 3 days.
2) Calculus.
8) How U.S. soldiers can be stationed in foreign countries and be getting killed every day, yet we are not at war because "Combat Operations" are over
6) Who Tyler Perry is and why he has 57 TV shows.
5) How I got your mom to go out with me in the first place (rhymes with "begging constantly").
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