Belly bands, you worked wonders for, oh, I don't know, about 2 weeks, but now it's time to bring out the heavy artillery. That's right, we've now graduated into maternity pants! I think they should market maternity pants to fat guys as well. Nothing worse than seeing a fat guy with his pants belted up under his giant belly, with gut hanging all over the place. No one wants to see that. So maternity pants for guys. (This message brought to you by Rex Ryan and the New York Jets).
And since I have nothing interesting to say, I'll just pass along a brief exchange with Rachel:
Me: You can't just go to bed at 6 pm when we have people over... you're pregnant, not rude.
Rachel: I'm both!
So there you go, pregnant AND rude. Lucky me!
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